Sloth

Sloth
 
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    This sloth's the biggest baller around. Just more money, more cash, more laziness. What what what. Our sweaters are made of 100% polyester, with the i...

    $44.99 CAD - $59.99 CAD $59.99 CAD
    In Stock: XXL
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    He sees you when you're sleeping (what?). He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been fast or slow so be slow for goodness sake. Christmas Slo...

    $44.99 CAD - $59.99 CAD $59.99 CAD
    In Stock: XS, L, XL, XXL

  • Sloth as a pope. Self explanatory, obviously. All hail Sloth Pope and may Sloth Pope bless you. Our sweaters are made of 100% polyester, with the insi...

    $59.99 CAD
    In Stock: XXL

  • Blowing through money fast and hard. This sloth ain't worried though. He's got plenty more fat stacks where those came from. The shirt is made of high...

    $34.99 CAD
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  • Regal and rich. This old money sloth is here to remind you to slow down, put your feet up and just enjoy sitting on that fat pile of cash. Our sweater...

    $59.99 CAD
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  • Booker DeWitt betta watch his back - a new sloth's in town. Like BioSloth, look dangerous and cute all at the same time. Our sweaters are made of 100%...

    $59.99 CAD
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  • Take cover everyone, sloth army on the horizon! While the sloths slowly make their way, let's all appreciate how cute they look on babes in the sun Th...

    $34.99 CAD
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  • Maybe he's born with it? This guy was definitely born into old money so he's never had to work too hard. But hey, that's just the way sloths like it t...

    $34.99 CAD
    In Stock: XS

  • Commander Sloth may not win any battles. He may not even show up to the battle at all. But this laid-back dude sure commands his fair share of respect...

    $59.99 CAD
    In Stock: XS

  • Commander Sloth sure looks the part, but that's about all he does. Otherwise, his days are filled with hanging, scratching and living life in the slow...

    $34.99 CAD
    In Stock: XXL

  • This sloth's the biggest baller around. Just more money, more cash, more laziness. What what what. Our tank tops are made of 100% polyester. The print...

    $29.99 CAD
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  • BioSloth Infinite: World domination one leaf at a time. Why? Because sloths. The shirt is made of high quality polyester which allows us to achieve ph...

    $34.99 CAD
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