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  • The thought of a sloth stripping making you sweat? Here, wipe yourself off.  Our blankets are made from 100% fleece. We offer single ( 50" x 60") and...

    $68.99 CAD - $82.99 CAD
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  • If a sloth rides a pizza, is it delivery? Not sure? Well let us deliver this blanket to you.  Our blankets are made from 100% fleece. We offer single...

    $68.99 CAD - $82.99 CAD
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  • And on the 6th day, Sloth Jesus said, "I'm cold. I need a blanket. Someone send me a miracle." Our blankets are made from 100% fleece. We offer singl...

    $68.99 CAD - $82.99 CAD
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  • Did you know sloths eat burgers? They don't, but the world's a cruel place, eh?  Our blankets are made from 100% fleece. We offer single ( 50" x 60")...

    $68.99 CAD - $82.99 CAD
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    This mousepad may not scroll as fast as dat boi, but the sloth still says wuddup.  Our mousepads are 7" x 9" in size and the material is a blend of c...

    $18.99 CAD $22.99 CAD
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    What's that in the sky? It's a bird! It's a plane! No, wait. It's just a sloth on a pizza. Every body, back to their regular days. Our mousepads are...

    $18.99 CAD $22.99 CAD
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    Sloth Jesus said that one needs to build their Church not on sand, but in trees for the heavens are closer that way (and the fruits too). Our mousepa...

    $18.99 CAD $22.99 CAD
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    The Meme Wars were bloody. Success kid didn't make it. Neither did Pepe. But at least General Sloth managed to come out slowly from the rubble. Our m...

    $18.99 CAD $22.99 CAD
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    We don't want to preach too much, but this is the mousepad Comstock would use. Mostly, because it feels like it scrolls to infinity. Our mousepads ar...

    $18.99 CAD $22.99 CAD
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  • We want you to coast through life, but the you'll be dropping more than drinks on these Stripper Sloth Coaster sets. Take it slowly, of course.  Our...

    $32.99 CAD
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  • While we don't recommend putting pizza slices on these sloth pizza coasters, we'll admit that you could put pizza pockets on them. Delicious! Our coas...

    $32.99 CAD
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  • The real Jesus may have turned water into wine, but the Sloth Jesus coasters keeps wooden tables free from watermarks. No more need to whine!  Our co...

    $32.99 CAD
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  • ...And on the 234th day, God said, "Make that sentient pile of moss into the saviour of all humanity." And thus, Sloth Jesus was born, and the world w...

    $24.99 CAD
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  • ...And on the 234th day, God said, "Make that sentient pile of moss into the saviour of all humanity." And thus, Sloth Jesus was born, and the world w...

    $29.99 CAD
    Made to order
  • ...And on the 234th day, God said, "Make that sentient pile of moss into the saviour of all humanity." And thus, Sloth Jesus was born, and the world w...

    $24.99 CAD
    Made to order
  • ...And on the 234th day, God said, "Make that sentient pile of moss into the saviour of all humanity." And thus, Sloth Jesus was born, and the world w...

    $59.99 CAD
    In Stock: XS
  • He sees you when you're sleeping (what?). He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been fast or slow so be slow for goodness sake. Christmas Slo...

    $24.99 CAD
    Made to order
  • He sees you when you're sleeping (what?). He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been fast or slow so be slow for goodness sake. Christmas Slo...

    $46.99 CAD
    In Stock: 2T
  • He sees you when you're sleeping (what?). He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been fast or slow so be slow for goodness sake. Christmas Slo...

    $34.99 CAD
    Made to order
  • Pizza Sloth has a dream... a wonderful dream, with cotton candy skies, and towers of hamburgers larger he is. One day, he'll make it to this mythical...

    $34.99 CAD
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  • Pizza Sloth has a dream... a wonderful dream, with cotton candy skies, and towers of hamburgers larger he is. One day, he'll make it to this mythical...

    $59.99 CAD
    Made to order
  • Wuddup, bro? How's it hangin'? This is asking a sloth, so he's going to be super slow to respond. Our sweaters are made of a high quality 100% polyest...

    $46.99 CAD
  • Not only is it a great work out, but a sloth's gotta earn those dolla bills somehow. You go sloth, work that pole! Our iPhone cases are form-fitting t...

    $24.99 CAD
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  • Is this real life? Or just fantasy? Sloths and pizza collide in the most perfect iPhone case you could ever dream of <3 Our iPhone cases are form-f...

    $24.99 CAD
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