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    Is your blanket wet? No, you are only dreaming. Stop being so blue and slimy. Get your mind out of the gutter (which is slimy too). Our blankets are m...

    from $62.99 CAD $69.99 CAD
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    Sit down butts. Wrap yourself with butts. But don't you dare butt in when the blanket is full of butts.Our blankets are made from 100% fleece. We offe...

    from $62.99 CAD $69.99 CAD
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    Your with your friends at a picnic and someone brings blueberries and you, not wanting to be topped, bring this blanket. Everyone sits but not blue. O...

    from $62.99 CAD $69.99 CAD
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    Our blankets are made from 100% fleece and 100% American made inks and material and freedom.We offer single ( 50" x 60") and cuddle (60" x 80") sizes....

    from $62.99 CAD $69.99 CAD

  • Did you put cat nip in my drink? If so, I don't want to drink it meow. I'm furryous. Our coasters are made of plastic and cork materials. They come...

    $27.99 CAD

  • We want you to coast through life, but the you'll be dropping more than drinks on these Stripper Sloth Coaster sets. Take it slowly, of course.  Our...

    $27.99 CAD

  • While we don't recommend putting pizza slices on these sloth pizza coasters, we'll admit that you could put pizza pockets on them. Delicious! Our coas...

    $27.99 CAD

  • The real Jesus may have turned water into wine, but the Sloth Jesus coasters keeps wooden tables free from watermarks. No more need to whine!  Our co...

    $27.99 CAD

  • Are cats afraid of black cats crossing the street? If so, that's probably racist. Come on, catch up with the times of meow, cats.  Our coasters are m...

    $27.99 CAD

  • Ah, the perfect coaster to put your pink cocktail politely on a piece of wood byproduct from the pastel mountains.  Our coasters are made of plastic...

    $27.99 CAD

  • These coasters are little pizza bites that you shouldn't probably eat, but then again, they do look delicious and cheesy and wait, I am a grown adult...

    $27.99 CAD

  • Jesus Christ! Those coasters may be blasphemous but damn did they nail the divine detail of Jesus's beard.  Our coasters are made of plastic and cork...

    $27.99 CAD

  • Cats are liquids. They fit anywhere. Burgers fit anywhere too, if you are hungry enough. Let them come together by helping your drinks go anywhere yo...

    $27.99 CAD

  • These fruity coasters are perfect for your half-eaten kiwi to rest on! Note: don't put a New Zealander on them, please.  Our coasters are made of pla...

    $27.99 CAD

  • Yo, these coasters are so lit they turned fire into lava and back again to Earth that heats the core so much that they turned back time to make the 2...

    $27.99 CAD

  • The perfect coasters to put your drinks on during your DJ set. Or when you are eating pizza. Or when you are petting your cat. Okay, they're good for...

    $27.99 CAD

  • Here come dat boi in coaster form! O shoot waddup! Our coasters are made of plastic and cork materials. They come in sets of 4 and are 3.25"x 3.25" i...

    $27.99 CAD

  • Queen Elizabeth has 9 corgis. With these coasters, you'll have more. That means you'll be better than royalty, your high(er)ness.  Our coasters are m...

    $27.99 CAD

  • This kitty is sprawling space looking for delicious bacon. Coast no longer - Shelfies has the solution, cat! Our coasters are made of plastic and cor...

    $27.99 CAD

  • Did you know astronauts freeze dry all their food? Did you know freeze dried pancakes are still delicious? Did you know that astronauts are smart, pr...

    $27.99 CAD

  • When the alienz come, we'll hold them off by coasting these unidentified flying objects at their spaceships. It's perfect. Our coasters are made of p...

    $27.99 CAD

  • The smartphone case you need for the finger food you love. Just don't get ketchup on the screen! Our iPhone cases are form-fitting to highlight the de...

    from $26.99 CAD

  • Calling all burgers - it's nice to meet you. But(t), please no pictures of your hot buns. Or at the very least, be a bro and take a picture of us in o...

    from $26.99 CAD

  • Pls respond. No? K................................................ still? Uhm. Guess I'll be a cat lady 5ever. They will never leave me. They also lik...

    from $26.99 CAD