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  • Maybe he's born with it? This guy was definitely born into old money so he's never had to work too hard. But hey, that's just the way sloths like it t...

    $34.99 CAD
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  • Could this dog be more chill? Probably not. But you could be. While the dog is chill, the inside of this sweater is super soft and warm. Now how's tha...

    $59.99 CAD
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  • "There has never been a sadness that can't be solved by breakfast food." - Ron Swanson. We proudly present the world's most famous muse known to man.....

    $34.99 CAD
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    Eat my greens? Pshh... okay, mom. How about I just wear it instead, and we'll call it even? That's almost the same thing... right? Get a healthy servi...

    $44.99 CAD $55.99 CAD
    In Stock: M
  • Commander Sloth may not win any battles. He may not even show up to the battle at all. But this laid-back dude sure commands his fair share of respect...

    $59.99 CAD
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  • Red, yellow, blue— I see you! Colour your whole world with a collection of rainbow crayons. The perfect sweater for someone who just can't pick their...

    $59.99 CAD
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    No ketchup here, but these super-sized fries won't cost you a single calorie. Us Canadians see this more like Poutine in the making. Just add gravy an...

    $44.99 CAD $55.99 CAD
    In Stock: XXL
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    We took pictures of hundreds of pizzas (and ate them), and this is the absolute masterpiece we ended up with. The perfect ratio of cheese to toppings...

    $44.99 CAD $55.99 CAD
    In Stock: 3XL
  • A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... there was a world with an endless supply of warm, cheesy pizza. Let's go back to those times, mmk? The sh...

    $34.99 CAD
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    Did you hear that? It sounded like a werewolf! Or maybe a whywolf... we always mix those two up. Mystery and wonder await the wearer of this mystic ho...

    $48.99 CAD $60.99 CAD
    In Stock: S
  • What's the next stage in being a pizza lover? Becoming pizza, of course. With all that delicious cheese and pepperoni, everyone will be wanting a bite...

    $99.99 CAD
    In Stock: S
  • Pussy reporting for duty! Can't say no to Sergeant Cat. He spends his days commanding respect and keeping all the pesky tuna in line The shirt is made...

    $34.99 CAD
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    Set your phasers to stun— these kitties mean business! We're not quite sure if they're cyborg kittens or mutants with superpowers, but you definitely...

    $25.99 CAD $32.99 CAD
    In Stock: M, 3XL
  • One of Japan's most recognized pieces of art. Not to mention a killer wave. The shirt is made of high quality polyester which allows us to achieve pho...

    $34.99 CAD
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    You used to call me on my cellphone... But then I got you this cozy sweater, so now you just send me cute Snapchats when you wear it.  Our sweaters ar...

    $33.99 CAD $42.99 CAD
    In Stock: XS, S, M, L, 3XL
  • Antioxidant overdose. With all the new diets and healthy eating plans these days, we know this berri-licious sweater will keep you young and berry fre...

    $59.99 CAD
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  • Let this Spirit Kitty Guide take you through many multi-dimensional worlds right meow. No kitten around. Our tank tops are made of 100% polyester. The...

    $29.99 CAD
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  • Commander Sloth sure looks the part, but that's about all he does. Otherwise, his days are filled with hanging, scratching and living life in the slow...

    $34.99 CAD
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    Is this real life? Or just fantasy? Sloths and pizza collide in the most perfect sweater you could ever dream of <3 Our sweaters are made of 100% p...

    $44.99 CAD $55.99 CAD
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  • This sloth's the biggest baller around. Just more money, more cash, more laziness. No one's quite sure where he gets his money, but we have a sneaking...

    $29.99 CAD
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  • RIP diet. No point in counting calories for this stack of fluffy pancakes served warmed with butter and good ol' fashioned, Canadian maple syrup. Baco...

    $34.99 CAD
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  • We're all just little specks. Contemplate the molecular nature of our existence by staring at yourself wearing this infinite landscape of the universe...

    $64.99 CAD
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  • BioSloth Infinite: World domination one leaf at a time. While wearing our BioSloth Sweater, you'll be looking just as cute and dangerous as a sloth fr...

    $34.99 CAD
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  • "Yeah of course I can paint your ceiling." Michelangelo scoffed to himself, "Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with they dick outs on it tho." Isn't art hi...

    $59.99 CAD
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